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by matt February 13, 2003
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n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.
her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight
by herbie August 25, 2004
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A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.
by T Macalicious April 25, 2011
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someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.
I'm such an old man! I'm so old!
by Marc Williams September 26, 2004
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A lover and friend that sticks around for many years while you date other men and he doesn't care, he just doesn't want know about it.
That's just my old man.
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the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.
How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!

OLD FUCKING MAN!
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a man who is very old. they usually walk slow arch their back and moan. so

some slang people use it as your dad our a friend that is older than you
My teacher, Mr. Alden is an old man.
by UWSPPSK February 28, 2012
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