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Your Narrator
Your Narrator by meme rememe May 26, 2020
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Obsessive Compulsive Narrator
A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.
O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"
Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"
Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"
Obsessive Compulsive Narrator by Redwings Addict February 5, 2010
The Narrator
A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.
The Narrator by sublimelover420 April 18, 2010
Word of the Day on November 1, 2023
narratorium
The material that is used when the narrator won't allow you to go somewhere because it's protected by plot.
Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.
Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?
Narrator: No!
Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Why not?
Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.
Narrator: The entrance is barred by wooden planks, the only other way is to go through this really creepy labyrinth that is filled with monsters and will advance the plot.
Character 1: Couldn't I just burn the wooden planks?
Narrator: No!
Character 2: Couldn't I just fire my laser sword and disintegrate the planks or something?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Couldn't I just melt it with my acid crystals or run it over with my working tank or maybe just chop it in half with one of my 7 axes?
Narrator: No!
Character 1: Why not?
Narrator: Because it's protected by a layer of plot/narratorium.
narratorium by DarkErminia January 24, 2018
Unreliable Narrator
When in a story, the voice that speaks to the audience purposely misleads them to better position them for a surprise, double cross, or twistaroni
Unreliable Narrator by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 7, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.