napski

A term used by bros to imply that they're taking a nap.

I'm so hung over. I need to take a napski.

napski by Johnski January 18, 2008

napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.

The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

napkin dandruff by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012

Napkin Show 

The time of the month when a women is on her period or experiencing menstruation.

Guy A: Dude, that chick was acting so bitchy to everyone earlier.

Guy B: Yeah, I know. She is probably on her fucking Napkin Show.

Napkin Show by R&F May 11, 2013

napkin math 

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.

"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".

napkin math by silentguardian September 12, 2013

Napkin 

Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this Worldhasbeen operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all.

It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals. napkin

Napkin by Feralman2003 October 10, 2019

Bust Napkins 

1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.

2. The act of hastily covering up something.

3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.

1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.

2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"

"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."

3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"

Bust Napkins by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009

Milk Napkin 

Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.

Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.

Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.

Milk Napkin by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010