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The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass
Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and CIM to her! I guess you can say I ATM'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV!"
by Señor Drop Trou January 22, 2005
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, formed in 1947 to conduct foreign intelligence collection, covert action, and counterintelligence operations abroad.
The CIA is also responsible for providing finished intelligence to U.S. policymakers.
by Dancing with Fire September 03, 2012
1. The act of performing a job or mission with the same precision and stealthiness as the United States Central Intelligence Agency.
"Yeah I'd pull a CIA and JFK his ass."
by Exhumed May 01, 2015
Check it out
Man- hey 'cia' to your left
by Doubleman2353 March 26, 2015
Central Intelligence Agency in the USA.
Natalia Notkina is not allowed in the CIA under Monique's orders.
by cookie monster 1993 August 12, 2010
1. Central intelligence Agency
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.
For information on the REAL CIA, read the book JAWBREAKER by GARY BERNTSEN who was actually in the CIA and tried to capture Bin Laden but was held back by his commanders who wear in the governments back pocket.
by Cowboyssuck July 02, 2010
Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
by nbakuchev June 06, 2010

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