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Weed Montage
Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009
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Scrapyard Montage
A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.
Scrapyard Montage by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020
teabag montage
On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.
teabag montage by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010
gt montage
A montage of good times that can often be found in romantic comedy movies. Indicates the passage of time through events such as eating ice cream, chasing butterflies, or going to a baseball game. May involve a couple with a budding relationship, or a group of friends.
Like a date, the gt montage can take a turn for the worse when a person involved makes a strange comment or does something odd. This turns the gt montage into an "awkward montage".
Like a date, the gt montage can take a turn for the worse when a person involved makes a strange comment or does something odd. This turns the gt montage into an "awkward montage".
Caitlin: Do you want to have a gt montage?
Jaret: Sure!
(They eat ice cream, chase butterflies, and go to a baseball game as their relationship blooms.)
Jaret: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I was actually lean and muscular?
Caitlin: (laughs) No, of course not! I only hang out with you because you make me look thin in comparison.
Jaret: ...Oh.
(They have an awkward montage.)
Jaret: Sure!
(They eat ice cream, chase butterflies, and go to a baseball game as their relationship blooms.)
Jaret: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I was actually lean and muscular?
Caitlin: (laughs) No, of course not! I only hang out with you because you make me look thin in comparison.
Jaret: ...Oh.
(They have an awkward montage.)
gt montage by GHS Drama Club July 29, 2007
Floppy Montage
A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven
Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?
Floppy Montage by Adinor November 8, 2007
hangover montage
When Billy awoke the morning after his grad party, he remembered a few events in a hangover montage:
bonging a beer,
going to WAWA,
and getting slapped by a girl,
but nothing else
bonging a beer,
going to WAWA,
and getting slapped by a girl,
but nothing else
hangover montage by Roflzorz09 May 6, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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