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Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM) 

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.

D’Montae

A cute outgoing boy that every Female loves
Don’t y’all ask love D’Montae he’s so cute
D’Montae by Sxpremevxbez January 26, 2022

dead wife montage 

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
to be eliminated or defeated in a video game in such an embarrassing or incredible way that the video clip is put in a montage or highlight video
OH MY GOD CHRIS! You just got montaged! See you on the front page of YouTube!”
montaged by Rustlord February 23, 2018

dr. montague

A terrible band teacher that talks off topic and picks first chair by who she likes.
dr. montague by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018