monstitute 

A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster

Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute

monstitute by papaganoshka May 23, 2010

manstitute 

a person of the male sex who works as, is, or has been a male prostitute.

Dude, your dad is such a manstitute cause your mom pays him.

manstitute by Tyler K. King October 5, 2006

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

monstipated

the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.

"yo man, i just had a monster, and now i'm monstipated!"

monstipated by mikeychan April 21, 2009

mostitute 

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

mostitute by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

molestitute 

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.

1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.

molestitute by Honey Bell January 12, 2006

mostitute 

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

mostitute by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008