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he has the monster
by op October 20, 2003
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"the monster" the thing that takes up part of you after using Crank (crystalized meth) he eats you up..
Damn, she been takin by the monster.. never shoulda done that meth
by K.T. January 08, 2005
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haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.
I was going to monster up on that girl, but she looks like she has (the monster).
by joey styles March 07, 2006
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The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.

by AngryCanadian October 18, 2006
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In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.
1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!

Karl: i don't remember anything
by pappertapper August 21, 2010
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A homosexual "rock and roll'' band from the small town of Roanoke Virginia. They are heavily influenced by drugs and homosexuality, and often play at gay pride events. Formally known as "The Boogie Monsters" they were forced to change they're name because of a heterosexual group with a larger following. The Monsters, are a decent gay trip rock band with a small following with love for men and drugs.
The Monsters rocked so hard at the park last night they sounded just like a gay version of 3 Doors Down mixed with Cher!!!!!!
by Sharky Tooth May 23, 2009
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Made up by Kevin Balolong, who used the "para" in Counter-Strike but called it the monster. He uses the monster while running, which makes his recoil worse but scares people.
Kevin: THE MONSTER! *sprays with parap*
Julian: LOL IRL
Kenneth: LOLOL
by Kenneth B. April 05, 2005
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