monktail 

someone hoo sux on monkeys tails whilst bein fingerd by their mum in a caravan!!

when in an argument call the other person a monktail!!!

monktail by matty.b July 4, 2004

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.

"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."

mocktail by Trigger January 29, 2004

monytail 

A man with a more impressive ponytail than a women!!

Guy with long hair tied in the back with an eleastic. Some times tied high enough it hangs over the back of his seat on the airplane.

Look at that monytail, it longer than his girlfriends!!

monytail by scoops25 May 6, 2011

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

mocktail by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

Monytail 

A pony tail worn by a man (usually a hipster).

Wow look how long his monytail is!

Monytail by Malinator May 25, 2016

mocktail 

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

mocktail by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

Monytail 

A ponytail mowhawk!!!!!

Shaughn has a fuckin SWEET monytail.

Monytail by Fozzy Nutz in your mouth and Adam December 10, 2008