monkey sprog

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

monkey sprog by Benny! April 20, 2004

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Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

Spooge Monkey by gmonk March 12, 2003

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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

Spooge Monkey by JB March 12, 2003

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spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

spooge monkey by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

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