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1.
Similar to the first definition on the page, but when you are "slamming" her from behind, you randomly throw it in her ass. When she looks around back to you to see what the hell's up, you crack her right in the side of the jaw!
Everything's going great and you both are in the zone, but then you spice things up and throw it in her ass. Due to the pain of this move, she'll definitely look back to you to see what the hell's up. Then, crack her in the jaw and tell her to keep looking forward as we're doing it! The relationship may take a downward slope after performing this on your partner!
by TheHead May 01, 2005
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2.
Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.
by nasuke October 28, 2003
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3.
v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.
My baby loves the monkeypunch
by swingin sam January 19, 2004
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4.
When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.
Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.
by John Barleycorne November 30, 2010
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5.
Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)
John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.
by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 07, 2012
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6.
A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand
Shut up or I will monkey punch you
by theeyeofthewolf June 07, 2011
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7.
(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003
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