monkey down
Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
monkey down by jumbonian July 11, 2010
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upside down monkey sex
One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.
"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"
upside down monkey sex by Yerpidy July 25, 2015
Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck
The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008
no money down
"Don't have to blow twenty thou' to get to know honey's style
Show her the town, steal her heart, no money down" -Rakim
Show her the town, steal her heart, no money down" -Rakim
no money down by JohnMike999 August 7, 2016
Back down money
Back down money by MynameisJp August 14, 2016
Drag Down Money
Money as the future generation which is less than the previous meaning the salary or total income you as the son and heir of the family is less than your father or Master of the family.
Im Sly tha Deuce and was Published in the Grand Junction Sentenial for signing a 10,000 dollar recording contract and would actually be better off work at Taco Bell than taking drag down money.
Drag Down Money by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 12, 2026
Money is up but the syndrome is down
Money is up but the syndrome is down by mynodisused August 13, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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