Syndrome

A polite term for the symptoms of benzine poisoning. This may include explosive diarrhea to the point requiring a shower. May also result in chocolate rain.

You know, if I had the option to separate Mountain Dew and the Syndrome, I'm not sure I would.

by Apalled. March 28, 2009

Syndrome

A case of medical symptoms linked with a disease and/or special case needs.

Mike: I'm tired

Cook: You have a syndrome

by ii ImBa_S1L3NC3R_Ch4Mp10N x May 22, 2016

Syndrome

The word or phrase used to describe utter autism

I called my dog Syndrome just to say Down Syndrome

by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017

Syndrome

noun. A person with unlikeable social peculiarities that prevents most people from developing a close relationship with him or her.

A person who is the embodiment of unlikeable qualities.

I have known my brother-in-law for over eight years and I still can't like him. He is a syndrome.

by koozagar July 28, 2011

Syndrome

One of the greatest movie villains ever.

When I get too old I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be super. And when everyone's super... no one will be.

by ChestnutChewer December 5, 2004

Syndrome

1. The villian from The incredibles.

2. Special needs.

1. Syndrome has a huge dick!

2. I have downsyndrome.

by Ghiz March 7, 2005

Syndrome Syndrome

This syndrome is what all modern doctors have been showing symptoms of. It's where they can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with. And they're only making them up in order to make more medications, which in turn make more money. These syndromes include ADD, ADHD, and "Restless Legs Syndrome".

Examples of 2 doctors who have Syndrome Syndrome:

Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."

Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."

by Squishy Cool August 12, 2006