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Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010
 
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Moke; (mōk); verb

the act (and art) of sitting around doing nothing.
"since we were on the clock we decided to moke around and soak up some hours."

also used as a noun: moker

Kurt: "those city workers have been mokin' on this street for two months."

Ryan: "what a bunch of mokers."
by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009
 
10.
(As a noun)- A Mario joke.
(As a verb)- The act of making a Mario joke.
Mario mokes.

Mokes make me pee my pants.

To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.

If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.
by Mari-yo-yo December 10, 2010
 
11.
verb, to smoke marijuanna.
Yo guys we should totally go hit up the spot and go moke.

Hey yo J-mur and T-Beezy lets hop in the mazda 3 and go moke on a spills run!
by k-zirk October 17, 2010
 
12.
A driver who clearly has no idea what he/she is doing behind the wheel; someone driving with little or no intelligence, observation skills, and/or regard for other drivers
Drivers who do any or all of the following, can be called mokes:

- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road

"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."

"Turn signal, you moke!"
by Spitfire1525 January 02, 2010
 
13.
Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.
Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
by Boytigra October 22, 2008
 
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MOKES: a group of loud mouth fags that think they can fight...just yelling at each other and doing nothing about it...cant control their alcohol, think they can do whatever they want..yelling where their from when no one gives a shit...and having big stock trucks with bass and acting hard with their shirts off and their all skinny
most kids from Walton New York Mokes
credit goes to xon808
by Derek Staber December 15, 2010