1. For guys in a uniformed high school, the reason they get up on Monday. 2. A girl's shirt that clings tightly to the breasts, letting guys know exactly how big a girl's breasts are. The bra is often very visible and it turns guys on like mad. 3. If worn with a button-down sweater, keeps guys paying attention to a girl as they try to see how big her breasts are without letting her know they want to know. 4. If a girl wants to broadside a guy, the perfect top. Worn with a button-down sweater, a skirt that just barely falls within uniform regulations and knee high socks or those socks that come to just above your ankles, this is sure to send a guy through the roof. 5. Beware: Sometimes a fat male teacher will read the dress code, discover that guys can wear turtlenecks too, and wear one to school. These teachers should be avoided at all costs, because if you see one and manage not to barf, you will collapse in a fit of laughter and get in REALLY BIG TROUBLE.
A girl in a turtleneck is one of the most beautiful things you will ever see.
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