1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses
on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating
the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated
mind and uses
his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school
in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should
be more like
that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.