21 definitions by deplemisher

deplemish

1. to destroy with cunning wit

coined by 'Wompy' Clark Stillwell in NC, summer of 2001

Do not even attempt to respond; you have been officially deplemished.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Mardi Gras

1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'

I do not remember Mardi Gras.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

prick

1. a penis
2. derogatory term used to sum up the existance of a worthless asshole

That prick stole my girlfriend.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

moke

1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick

1. That pig has a really small moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

katrina

One for the books, this category 5 hurricane has shredded the gulf coast, ranking 4th strongest storm in the US's recorded history with sustained winds rushing beyond 175 mph.

Katrina swallowed my house last night.

by deplemisher August 30, 2005

special k

1. Ketamine
2. Often obtained by breaking into animal hospitals, this liquid-state tranquilizer can be poured over a mirror, dried, and diced into a powder ready for rave-happy snorting.

Let's get tweeked on some special k at the rave tonight.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003