modawk
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modawk by onetwothreefour.1234 October 27, 2010
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Lawn Mohawk
Doug: Wow Tom! Your yard looks terrible! Look at all the lawn mohawks you have. Were you drunk or something?
Tom: I know. It's awful. I had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. I'll trim those mohawks next time I mow!
Tom: I know. It's awful. I had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. I'll trim those mohawks next time I mow!
Lawn Mohawk by Trova April 29, 2015
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Mojave Mohawk
When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.
Mojave Mohawk by reverend spazm October 5, 2012
reverse mohawk
A hairstyle where you have all your hair except for a strip down the middle (where a traditional mohawk would be)
reverse mohawk by AUPatches March 18, 2011
Durf Mohawk
The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
Durf Mohawk by Durf Gobbler November 1, 2013
Polish Mohawk
Polish Mohawk by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017
cock mohawk
When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.
Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
cock mohawk by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008
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