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1. durf
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The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
by Jesus Jan 17, 2003 share this
2. durf
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the equivalent of duh or obviously
Anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
Me- Durf!
synonyms-obviously of course surely no doubt clearly.antonyms- no
by lalerz Feb 7, 2010 share this
3. durf
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a number between five and six
"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."
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by DRFF Sep 13, 2009 share this
4. Durf
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Noun- A person who is an idiot or acts like a fool.
"Whoa, did you see that dude wipeout?" 'Yeah, durf!"
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by 9Milly Aug 11, 2009 share this
5. durf
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Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)

see also "taint knot"
Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.
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by cock bomb Jan 6, 2009 share this
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Durf was once used most commonly for a code name in rap songs about drugs .
Never, ever once
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work
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by igiveup. Mar 3, 2009 share this
7. Durf
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A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.
Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."
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by (olton Jun 26, 2009 share this
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