That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."

"Whoa, did you see that dude wipeout?" 'Yeah, durf!"

Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.

Never, ever once
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.