1 definition by Durf Gobbler

The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
"I'm getting a durf mohawk, because I havent shaved in a while."
by Durf Gobbler November 1, 2013
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