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misconstued by Pablo Rodriguez March 22, 2005
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Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!
Misconstrudel by devilashe June 9, 2014
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Misconstrue
To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.
See also: gaslighting
See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes
Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
Misconstrue by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021
Misconstrudel
verb; interpret (something, especially a person's words or actions) wrongly while glazing over facts and filling in unknown variables with half baked truths.
"You've got it all misconstrudeled. You are glazing over fact and filling peoples heads with bullshit"
Misconstrudel by ChanceTheWonderDog December 11, 2018
My Words Were Misconstrued
I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued
My Words Were Misconstrued by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.