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Mcgriddles 

a breakfast sandwich of warm golden griddle cakes, and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese that is frequenly enjoyed by the Indian population
Ghandi would have loved to eat Mcgriddles for breakfast.
Mcgriddles by McFlurry December 3, 2003
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mcgriddles 

Testicles. Used when one of the many other synonyms would be crude or impolite.
Oh! He took one right in the McGriddles!
mcgriddles by Casey Muratori April 18, 2006

mcgriddles 

I just took a fat mcgriddles
mcgriddles by papadontpreach September 6, 2007

Mcgriddles 

a treat enjoyed by idian americans at the local Mcdonald's
Look at that indian rapping horribly and eating a mcgriddles
Mcgriddles by Jimmydegkslad November 29, 2003

McGriddle 

|Verb| - To McGriddle is to order a breakfast sandwich such as McDonald's McGriddle and let it cool off while still in the wrapper. Then, after it has reached room temperate and you are feeling energetic, tuck the breakfast sandwich up under your nutsack and do 20 minutes of cardio to warm it back up and then give it to someone to else like you just bought them a free, hot sandwich. Naturally, they will be overjoyed and hastily gobble it down, while you feel a delightful sense of personal satisfaction in admiring your McGriddling handiwork.
Yeah bro, I McGriddled the shit out Dylan the other morning! That mother fucker smoked my last joint.
McGriddle by Jaunty Diggles July 25, 2019

Battle for Caution's McGriddle 

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.
Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

mcgriddle bob 

when you fu*k up. its wat you will be known as. also if you order the wrong thing at mcdonalds.
When did we ever get mcgriddle bob?
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