1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
2: wat

1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
2: wat

1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
2: wat

1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year."
2: "wat"

<jd998> nuh girls can 2
<jd998> but its not like our cum its like water but clear
<sweetangel13> rly?
<sweetangel13> i've never done it
<jd998> ok
<jd998> well how do u no when to stop
<sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...
<sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in
<jd998> y how do u do it
<jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on
<sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me
<jd998> n wat
<jd998> pull ur nikers down
<sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers
<jd998> ok y vaseline
<sweetangel13> it makes it easier
<sweetangel13> then i stick my fingers in there...
<jd998> nice nice
<sweetangel13> and start moving it around.
<jd998> u got msn
<sweetangel13> no sorry
<jd998> fuk yer
<jd998> how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before
<sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
<sweetangel13> then i put some vaseline on my other hand
<sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis.
<jd998> wat

Reno: this chick looks kinda like brittany
Reno: except brittany is way way waaaaaaay hotter than her
Nev: that chick
Nev: no offense
Nev: but she's fuckin hideous
Reno: dude i know lmao
Nev: jesus
Nev: her face
Reno: brittany is like the hot version of that look
Nev: good god
Nev: dude
Reno: that chicks fugly
Nev: i dont see a hot version of that at all
Reno: lmao
Nev: thats like posting a picture of carrot top and saying someone is the "hot version". there is no possible way to concieve of it.
Nev: it's ...INCONCIEVABLE!
Reno: i knew a girl who thought carrot top was hott
Nev: wat

Nick: So, your cousin is sleeping over tonight.
George: Yeah.
Nick: Is that your cousin in the picture on your Myspace?
George: Yeah.
Nick: She looks pretty cool.
George: Sure, she's cool.
Nick: She's hot, actually.
George: ...
Nick: Can I sleep over tonight?
George: wat

"Let's go see the Emerald Buddha at Wat Pra Kaeo"

Doro wat is chicken stew, sega wat is lamb stew, and yemiser wat is lentil stew.