macubator
I thought the macubator was going to cum in his pants when he finally got to the counter to pay for his iPhone.
macubator by stonegatherer November 18, 2007
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maturbatory literature
Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.
maturbatory literature by ToxicAgate September 10, 2015
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Mastubatorium
An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008
mastubatory miscalculation
Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
mastubatory miscalculation by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
Darth Vader Mastubator
An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
Darth Vader Mastubator by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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