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lustrefuck 

Same as clusterfuck except the situation is caused by the Lustre network file system.
By the time the system administrator came in Lustre had already crashed the whole grid. It was a total lustrefuck.
lustrefuck by MrProcrastinator March 18, 2010
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lustruck 

to be be caught offguard in awe at another individual because of a strong sudden uncontrollable sexual desire
"damn homie, the second i saw that ass, i was LUSTruck like whoa" said the thug about the thuggette with a nice butt
lustruck by 72886 December 9, 2008
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Lasterfuck 

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).
"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop
Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016

lustfuck 

having sex purely out of feelings of pure physical attraction with no intentions of furthering the relationship beyond said sex.
i want to lustfuck the shit out of you tonight.
lustfuck by heymac111 August 15, 2011

lustfuck 

When two (or more) people have sex while listening to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
Let's lustfuck tonight! Where's the Rick Astley CD?
lustfuck by NoodleUnicorn323 August 27, 2011

lusterfuck 

When a casual hook up becomes questionable because of a possibility of feelings being formed for the other or rather just lack of communication of what the other wants or is looking for, besides sex
I'm in a total lusterfuck. Like he asked me out to a concert and we hooked up a few times but he doesn't talk to me much and I don't know if he likes me or not
lusterfuck by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 2, 2014

lusterfuck 

the complete and utter relation and comparability to a fake gem or somebody how pretends to be a celebrity. A way to describe anything not at all lacklusterfuck or anything with the lack of lusterfucklessness
"hes such a lusterfuck, Keanu Reeves."
"she's so special, but she really a lusterfuck."
lusterfuck by LusterPhuq May 28, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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