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Kissy Face 

A sure tail sign that the person making this face's IQ is below 100, and is a whore / slut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4z8vRiljs

"Antonette and Annamaria think that the kissy face makes them sexy. In reality, It makes them look like fucktards."
Kissy Face by youwannaknowit123 September 20, 2009

kissy face 

the scary-sexy face many women make for photos, purportedly to show off their plump lips model quality cheekbones, though it actually makes them look stupid.
We almost took a beautiful picture of you for your Facebook page until you made that stupid kissy face.
kissy face by beavmonk January 27, 2010

kissy face 

A type of gurning (distorting the face) currently popular amongst adolescent girls who enjoy taking and posting online multiple pictures of themselves. The kissy face is achieved by screwing the lips together and sticking them out so that they look as much as possible like a horse's anus while it's having a difficult time with its intestines. The result should then be photographed and posted on Facebook.
"Aaargh. I really used to fancy Kayleigh, but then I saw all those kissy face selfies she posted!"
kissy face by cobriza March 8, 2014

kissy face 

An immature way of saying "making out" (kissing), usually used in a derogatory way.
She just wants to make kissy face.
kissy face by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Guido Kissy Face 

A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.

For examples and images, I would direct you to the website hotchickswithdouchebags.com for a more comprehensive list of images.
"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"
Guido Kissy Face by Mang Now! January 27, 2010

duck face/kissy face 

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.
I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.
duck face/kissy face by D1ego October 30, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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