The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008

Related Words

jonbod • Jonboi • Jobodip • jonbo • jonbob • Jonbonathon • JonHodging • Jontod • Femolly Jonbomb • Jono'd

Jontod

Sticking your balls up someone's ass

A Jontod requires a man to penetrate someone's anal cavity with their testicles

Jontod by Jon Andy Tod July 19, 2010

Jonboi

A person who can only drink 4 pints

OMG what a light weight. He's such a jonboi

Jonboi by Moffman181 August 14, 2016

Jobodip

A new dip created by college students for those nights you're studying and limited on snacks. Its pronounced like hobo dip. This concoction consists of a tub of sour cream and a packet or two of ramen seasoning in any flavor of your choice. Dip whatever you have in it and voila! Study snacks!

I had been studying for midterms for an hour when I realized I didn't have any snacks, so I whipped up some jobodip!

Jobodip by Lanaeb233 October 10, 2017

jonbonjovisexual

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi

mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way

jonbonjovisexual by miabonjovi July 26, 2021

Jonbonathon

a rather sexual line of t-shirts created by one rather sexual lady witht he rather odd name of Jon, has lots of friends and gets around a bit, lives life to the max and loves every minute of it, all this influences her work.

live.<3.forget

peace out!!

thers only one Jonbonathon thank-you very much lol....omg imagine if there were two...wow that would be cool =]

Jonbonathon by myspace.com/canary_boo September 29, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026