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immaculation 

The combination of two words: "Immaculate" and "Inauguration", speaking about Barack Obama's Inauguration. Poking fun at him being "the messiah".
"This radio station will carry the Immaculation of Barack Obama live on January 20th, 2009."
immaculation by JimNHCT January 30, 2009
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immaculation 

when an ejaculation dries on any surface and resmbles any thing biblical
gee honey we should clean that immaculation of the virgin mary off the head board since your mother is coming to visit.
immaculation by mr butcher March 15, 2008

immaculation 

Going in your back yard and taking emon in one hand and grass in the other, and having holes in your backyard (that your dog dug) then you put different citruces in the holes.
I'm bored, i am soo gonna go do some immaculation.
immaculation by Mr1997 August 23, 2011

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

injaculation 

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.
injaculation by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

immaturation 

by revisiting old posts we were able to witness the immaturation of the internet from a place of cordial dissent to whiny bickering.
immaturation by kris takahashi August 26, 2009
Word of the Day on August 30, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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