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Another name for the iPhone 5 due to its longer height, in comparison to previous iPhone releases from Apple Inc. Famous Afghan born technologist, Zar Inashe and a few friends coined the term iLong through a Facebook discussion on the first day of its release on Sept 21 2012.
Did you take that photo with your new iLong 5. If Steve Jobs were still alive, he would never agree to releasing a device that would so easily be ridiculed and end up being called the iLong.
iLong by Inashezar September 25, 2012
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Imong Mama 

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.
Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!
Imong Mama by HermaMora February 17, 2019
Related Words
iLong • Ilongma • ilona • imong mama • Ilango • iBong • Ilunga • Iaong • Ibong Adarna • iclong

ilogizomechanophobia 

Fear of the internet
Heightened internet exposure has shown in some cases to increase symptoms of ilogizomechanophobia, which include: breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.

You are not the only one to suffer from this phobia. Most sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.

There is no way out.

Iongvafuk 

Slang for I Dont Give a Fuck
Worker: What do you want on your pizza sir?
you: Iongvafuk

or

Bully: Give me your lunch money or im gonna beat you up!
you:Iongvafuk
Iongvafuk by Danny Foley March 5, 2008

IronGeekChain 

Support multiple type of digital asset
Consensus mechanism “Iron dBFT”
Quantum resistant – to prevent a massive attack from quantum computers.
Cold staking – holders will receive BENZ coins by holding EagleX.
Desktop, mobile, and web wallets.
Master Nodes - nodes will receive fee for token transaction
Decentralized Application and ICO – platform will support smart contracts
Eaglex and Benz is in the irongeekchain
IronGeekChain by Cryptoguy November 10, 2019
When you find yourself among other people glued to their iPhones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call.
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: ...
Guy 4: Damnit, would you stop playing Angry Birds already? You make me feel so iLone...
Guy 2 pings Guy3: lolz, what a loser Oo
iLone by scubadiver March 11, 2011
(n.) A person who will forgive anything a first time, tolerate it a second time but never a third time
Kris' friends call his girlfriend a hoe. He forgives them the first time and tells them about it, tolerates it the second time and warns them about it, kicks all if their asses the third time.

Kris is an ilunga
Ilunga by AnjalinaRose March 3, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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