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A cross between a handsome bear and a husband.

Be a Husbear, be like Mark
How are you today my handsome Husbear? Can I fix you a snack?
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Husbeast 

noun. A husband who is a total jerk and/or is known for angry outbursts.

A Husbitch can sometimes turn into a Husbeast when he's had enough of his wife's shit.
I can't even talk to my man anymore. He's turned into a HUSBEAST!
Husbeast by FangBangerCat6 June 28, 2010

Husbeastie 

Noun: a term of endearment, used by wives to describe their husbands in a mildly positive yet humorous manner, suggesting their love for their husband, but also his occasional tendency toward emotional outbursts. Said outbursts may consist of crying, happy tears, getting choked up easily, cursing at other drivers while driving, throwing broken tools (always away from anything important), and generally acting like a heathen on occasion.
Phone conversation...
Wife A: OMG, the husbeastie is out today...
Wife B: Oh crap, what did he do?
Wife A: He's been replacing the brakes on my truck, but then he broke some sort of wrench and started cursing it out...
Wife B: Well did the brakes get fixed?

Wife A: Yup, so his reward will be a beer and a blow job tonight.
Wife B: Well that should cheer him up then.
Husbeastie by BF'ngC November 12, 2018

husbeard 

Term of endearment toward a current or future husband whom bears a mighty sexy beard.
That's my Husbeard, he does motorcycles n'shit.
husbeard by TrueFuckingLove September 29, 2013
Husberg is a person who loves blond girls, usually girls that starts with an S. Husberg always gets friend-zoned. He is a kindhearted and funny guy. Husberg often has very long hair.
Dude, you have to cut your hair before you start to look like Husberg!
Husberg by Bootylicios December 12, 2016