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Headcapper 

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.
I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.
Headcapper by tditty October 16, 2008

headslumpers 

The old farts in shitty convolesent hospitals who have been overdosed on drugs who sre unable to hold their heads up.
Look at all the old headslumpers, so drugged in this hospital they can't keep their heads up and they drool.
headslumpers by Steve52 March 17, 2008

headslapping 

doing lines of coke off of your table
Headslapping time, lets get down tonight
headslapping by johnnyz22 May 19, 2006

headtapper 

1: did you hear jerome headtapped someone?
2: hope it wasnt my grandpa, he told me how good of a headtapper jerome was.
headtapper by Lord pleepus February 3, 2025

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026