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Headcapper 

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.
I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.
Headcapper by tditty October 16, 2008

headslumpers 

The old farts in shitty convolesent hospitals who have been overdosed on drugs who sre unable to hold their heads up.
Look at all the old headslumpers, so drugged in this hospital they can't keep their heads up and they drool.
headslumpers by Steve52 March 17, 2008

headslapping 

doing lines of coke off of your table
Headslapping time, lets get down tonight
headslapping by johnnyz22 May 19, 2006

headtapper 

1: did you hear jerome headtapped someone?
2: hope it wasnt my grandpa, he told me how good of a headtapper jerome was.
headtapper by Lord pleepus February 3, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026