Halfturbate
Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!
Halfturbate by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010
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Halfstrated
Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.
P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.
P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.
P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.
Halfstrated by hexxhex October 10, 2018
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Halfsturbating
Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009
Halfsturbate
Almost being able to masturbate to something. Being in a semi-turned on state. You want to be turned on by what's in front of you but it's not quite hot enough to give you a good hard on, like a non lesbian porno.
Roger: Hey Charlie, what did you think of that new movie Jennifer's Body?
Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
Halfsturbate by captain bry December 28, 2009
hamsterbate
v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere
---See Richard Gere
hamsterbate by brenden z. July 23, 2006
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hamsterbate by choad May 8, 2003
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hamsterbate by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016