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hasturbate 

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids
Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
hasturbate by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016

Halfsturbating 

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009

Halfsturbate 

Almost being able to masturbate to something. Being in a semi-turned on state. You want to be turned on by what's in front of you but it's not quite hot enough to give you a good hard on, like a non lesbian porno.
Roger: Hey Charlie, what did you think of that new movie Jennifer's Body?

Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
Halfsturbate by captain bry December 28, 2009

Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.
Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!
Hamsturbate by Paulton January 6, 2008

halfsturbate 

To partially masturbate, in effort to save your ejaculate for your parter.

To masturbate but only part way.
To willingly stop masturbating half way thru state of arousal.
To "halfsturbate"can be many things, but mainly its to get some sexual/tension relief without going all the way to ejaculation; and often its in an effort to save the male's sperm and full orgasm for his partner. An act of giving of one's self.
Baby, I have to put the kids to sleep, how about you 'halfsturbate' and I'll be back in a few minutes.

Honey, you can always 'halfsturbate' if I'm not around to have sex with.
halfsturbate by DannyDong February 14, 2017

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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