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Hatesturbating 

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.
Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.
Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009

Hamsturbating 

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.
No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.
Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

Hatesturbating  

When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

hacksturbating 

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.
Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

halfassturbating 

When you casually play with your genitals because you’re bored but don’t actually plan on getting super into it or cumming.
When I’m laying in bed waiting for my Ambien to kick in, I’ll pull my dick out and halfassturbate.

Halfassturbating is something I do on work from home days and I’m focused on work but also just chillin with my cock in one hand.
halfassturbating by Torahdoll March 20, 2021

halfassturbating 

When you casually play with your genitals because you’re bored but don’t actually plan on getting super into it or cumming.
When I’m laying in bed waiting for my Ambien to kick in, I’ll pull my dick out and halfassturbate.

Halfassturbating is something I do on work from home days and I’m focused on work but also just chillin with my cock in one hand.
halfassturbating by Torahdoll March 20, 2021