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half-piped 

while taking a shit, the turd curves up and collides with the nut sack!
Adam R was taking a shit and got half-piped!
half-piped by Zach Laflair March 19, 2008
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half-piped bitch 

That one friend you have who is fundamentally a bitch. This is the lowest form of friend and should be rediculed mercilessly when acting like a bitch towards another friend.
Friend 1: "your car looks gay."

Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."

Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."

Friend 4: " What a douchebag."
half-piped bitch by FozLola July 24, 2017

Half-pipe Special 

The act of laying on your back on the bed with your feet up over your head secured by the headboard so it enables you to suck your own dick.
Man, I gave myself a crazy half-pipe special last night. Now my back is killing me.
Half-pipe Special by getfisted December 11, 2012

half-pipe 

This is the origin of the word as far as I know. Two opposing ramps originally used for BMXers, but now used by snow boarders, roller bladers, skateboards and others. See also quarter pipe.
I heard they're building a new half-pipe down at the park this summer. Let's try it out but I'm not down with wearing all of the armor they are going to require.
half-pipe by Tentochi February 11, 2005

half-pipe 

When a girl start giving a guy head but then decides to stop/leave before the guy blows his load.
She stoped giving me head before I cames and she left. All I got was a half-pipe.
half-pipe by King of Half'rs January 15, 2005

Half Pipe 

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.
How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?

half-pipe 

noun, meaning a penis that is not fully erect, but half-way.
It was horrible when I had to walk in front of the class with a half-pipe hanging out.
half-pipe by Jonathan and Carl January 9, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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