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grobbery  

the act of stealing one's bundle of grapes subtley off the kitchen counter, buffet, or bowl from a friend/host's house. not to be mistaken for grastic confusement, or confusing plastic grapes with actual juicy fruit and hurting one's gums.
Mmmm juicy grapes! I don't want to be proper and take a few at a time. I need juicy now!! I must commit a "grobbery ".
grobbery by aniabadooke October 6, 2008
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Adverb. A word which describes a person who grabs squishy things with their hands in a claw-like state. The word is commonly used to describe people who grab breasts in a creepy way.
Gavin is such a grobber. Last night when we were sleeping together he had the creepiest expression as he grabbed my breasts.
grobber by simon2k6 July 22, 2011
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Noun that describes a person that steals and/or destroys the hopes, dreams, future, success, glory, etc., of a larger group of people or an organization that represents said group.

Originates with Greg Robinson, a head coach of Syracuse University's football team, who oversaw the dramatic collapse of a once-successful athletic program.

Can also be used as a verb.
It had taken three years. Three long years. But finally, Robinson could look out upon the ruins of that hated city, once-proud, once-powerful, now covered by the cold, falling snow. The foolish denizens of the city-state of Syracuse shivered among the broken pillars of their desolate city, once again staying home another winter, whispering to one another around garbage-can fires in dimly-lit caves, whispering only:

"The Grobber has come."

And now, the Syracusiai could only eye with fear that once-sainted ground where the Orange had stood, the Holy Dome, now perverted to the Grobber's mysteries. He had taken their glory. He had molested their city. He had Grobbered their dream.

The Grobber turned from the window to face the figure behind him. The cracked expression barely conveyed the dementia encapsulated within the deranged mind of his round, globular companion.

"Otto," the Grobber said, "Inform the Conclave. Begin the invasion. The time of the Crab People is at hand."
Grobber by SKim172 October 1, 2008

globbery 

An adjective to describe an item that has the characteristics of both goopy and sloppy
Don't eat the globbery piece of shit burrito in front of me. You look like a fucking pig.
globbery by Joe P. July 28, 2003
A place where the consumption or preparation of food, aka grub takes place.
That guy: "Oh man, that sexathon left me famished!"

The guy behind the guy: "No worries kid, Trixie left us some nutritious treats in the Grubbery. So go down the hall and past the breakfast nook, hang a right and get your grub-on!"

Grobberting

Grobberting is the act of having yours or someone else's bones removed through the anus or vagina which can be consensual or non-consensual.
Person 1: Why are you limping?
Person 2: My partner removed a piece of my pelvis during our grobberting session.
Person 1: What the fuck!?
Grobberting by Tortaslayer1212 July 20, 2024
Grobber is a slur you say to someone who goons/strokes it/flicks it a lot.
“You grobber! Stop reading BL mangas!”
Grobber by BL Gooner May 8, 2025
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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