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Gnargoyle
A disgusting female who's had the misfortune of getting her n00dz posted on Is_Anyone_up for the internet world to see and criticize. Typically gnargoyles are overweight and are, but not limited to, hairy, ugly, and tattoed, with sloppy vaginas. These beasts have the grave misconception that someone would actually want to see them naked. #NBHNC
Related Words
grnarg • gnargle • gnargasm • Gnargoyle • Gnargoyling • Ganarg • ginargyros • Gnarg • gnargalicious • gnargantuan
nasty gnargnar
a gross/disgusting person/object
often used to describe a total bk(bonerkill)
wen ur stomach sticks out farther than ur boobs
the gnargnar bar is the level of nastiness that the person or object is....the gnargnar bar goes up to 5-10...depending on ur situation
often used to describe a total bk(bonerkill)
wen ur stomach sticks out farther than ur boobs
the gnargnar bar is the level of nastiness that the person or object is....the gnargnar bar goes up to 5-10...depending on ur situation
"i just dropped a duece that tipped the gnargnar bar!!!"
"she hits a 12 on the gnargnar bar"
"those titties were nasty gnargnar"
"she hits a 12 on the gnargnar bar"
"those titties were nasty gnargnar"
nasty gnargnar by whydoucare?!?!?!? July 14, 2010
Gnarg
"Dayumn I just gnarged myself!"
"Billy could not stop himself from gnarging when Jane touched
his arm..."
"Billy could not stop himself from gnarging when Jane touched
his arm..."
Gnarg by Marc_is_gay_and_loves_ben_dovr June 11, 2009
gnargnar
Kadeja : "yo monifa! did you see that hoodrat's tampon string hangin out of her coochie-cutters?"
Monifa: "yee gurl, that shit was gnargnar!"
Monifa: "yee gurl, that shit was gnargnar!"
gnargnar by badonkadej July 17, 2006
savvy-gnargnar
adj. n.- combination of being a savage and overly gnarly.
pretty much the best thing you can ever be.
pretty much the best thing you can ever be.
"stahla, jump off this massive rock into the water."
"okay."-splash!
"you are sooooo savvy-gnargnar!!!"
"okay."-splash!
"you are sooooo savvy-gnargnar!!!"
savvy-gnargnar by Taylor Hughes July 20, 2007
Gnargoyling
The act of drinking yourself into oblivion and hunting for and sleeping with a Gnargoyle. This self-destructive behavior is usually initiated as a bet and is almost always only accomplished after the phrase "You've got no balls!" is said to the individual attempting this act.
Guy 1: "I bet you won't jump on that Gnarg, Guy2!"
Guy 2: "Fuck no dude!"
Guy 3: "Guy2's got no balls!!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you guys I'm going in for the kill"
Guy 4: "That was really easy to get Guy 2 to go Gnargoyling."
Guy 2: "Fuck no dude!"
Guy 3: "Guy2's got no balls!!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you guys I'm going in for the kill"
Guy 4: "That was really easy to get Guy 2 to go Gnargoyling."
Gnargoyling by Asswipe Medic August 23, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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