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To be so drunk that you throw up all over a strip club.
You think Spud was bad? Manai was absolutely giuseptic. That stripper is still picking bits of carrot out of her g-string.
giuseptic by gh April 5, 2004
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Giuseppina

Giuseppina is a pretty girl who probably got named by a Nonna. She is not a tall person and talks a lot. She‘s intelligent but doesn‘t want to understand that. Moreover she loves being alone but being alone for to long is not good for her. She has a good heart and needs family. She‘s queer and supports feminism with passion.
Giuseppina is special and had no luck when her parents decided her name

sloppy giuseppi

An extremely wet, sloppy, normally black vagina. It can be defined by holding a colander up to it, and if the moist flesh drips through, but stays in tact, then it is a sloppy giuseppi, or an SG.
Matt: What's Charelottes pussy like?

Jamie: Oh it's a real sloppy giuseppi
sloppy giuseppi by JP98 January 7, 2011

Giuseppina

Giuseppina is a gorgeous woman who most likely is named after her Nonna. She has a kind heart and probably loves to bake or cook. Banging body and is probably hairy !
Oh you know Giuseppina? The one with the fat booty !
Giuseppina by bigbootypina November 22, 2021

Giuseppino 

An Italian name which means small penis, in ancient indian language.
person 1: you see that guy? he probably has a giuseppino
person 2: probably
Giuseppino by Baguette master November 9, 2020

giuseppina

An oldie. This person is usually very sickly and disturbed. They like to lick buns and are typically furry. They usually have dumbness associations and shots as well as ice cubes in her pants. They make weird noises and are extremely annoying. She is typically very hairy and has a male complexion. She can be strict.
“Look it’s a very hairy girl, it must be a giuseppina!”
giuseppina by JaydenSenjohn June 3, 2018
There are too many giuseppi in Vatican City
Giuseppi by illscrewyoirass2 January 31, 2019
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