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Gazer Gazer
Some one who is woke popularized by Solluminati. Also can mean someone who sun gazes because they are demi gods.
Gazer Gazer by Gazer Gazer June 17, 2020
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gauzer • Gayzer • gazer • Gazerbeam • gauger • gazerbeam bruh • gazzer • ganzer • Gauberschnouber • Gaubert
wizard of gauze
A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.
The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.
wizard of gauze by whimzcal March 26, 2020
Peter Packing Peter Gazer
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
Peter Packing Peter Gazer by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018
castle gazer
"Dude, I was in the can during the 2nd intermission, and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total castle gazer!"
castle gazer by bryska February 12, 2006
peter gazer
generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"
oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"
peter gazer by eighty-six December 26, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.