furhtering
"Last night we got close and she kept furhtering me."
"Stop furhtering, it hurts!"
"Get off, you're furhtering me!"
"Stop furhtering, it hurts!"
"Get off, you're furhtering me!"
furhtering by Sadikins December 14, 2008
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Fechtering
1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point
2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion
2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion
Fechtering by Joltbot August 29, 2015
Related Words
furhtering • futhering • Fechtering • Feuchtering • Forstering About • Führering • Furteling • fustering
Forstering About
Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
Forstering About by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
fustering
fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015
futhering
noun: 1. the act of foreplay prior to sexual intercourse. anything involving oral sex is generally referred to as extreme futhering, esp. the type of shit you do with a slam piece before you get diggity down.
2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.
verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.
2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.
verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.
futhering
1. An Irish word meaning to fiddle with something.
2. A word used to describe an act of foreplay without being overly explicit.
2. A word used to describe an act of foreplay without being overly explicit.
"Hey, how'd you fix the TV?"
"Just by futhering with it for a while."
"Did you have sex with him?"
"No, we just futhered all night with isolated cases of penetration."
"Just by futhering with it for a while."
"Did you have sex with him?"
"No, we just futhered all night with isolated cases of penetration."
futhering by The Point News April 14, 2010
Furteling
The extra pungent farts you produce when you’re turtleing. Your butt gas has to tiptoe past your turd, picking up extra aroma along the way. Particularly strong when you have tobacco stained underwear
I was playing a game of crop dusting today which was particularly good as I was furteling at the time
Furteling by Superchefender October 11, 2018
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