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For the mother land!!!!!!!!!!!
FTML by Alex Hill April 23, 2005
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ftmln FTML fmlncia
french toast my life, a nicer way of saying fuck my life
i wanted bacon with my eggs..ftml
fmlncia stands for "fuck my life - not cuz i'm ace". An ace (=asexual) who does not want their life to be fucked says that instead of fml which stands for "fuck my life".
I forgot to buy a ticket, fmlncia
fmlncia by moony_the_confused February 4, 2022

fmtmlnaycimp 

Fuck me till my lags numb and you cum in my pussy
Boy : So what you want to do when I come over

Girl: I want you to fmtmlnaycimp
fmtmlnaycimp by Uhoebrie July 22, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026