I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.

Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.

Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn't get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.

"dude i think your mom is making out with that guy again."


"fml....not again."

I have five exams this week....FML (Fuck my life).

1. The drunk man awoke next to another man in his bed and said oh "FML"
2. The man was hit by a car and yelled "FML"

Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.

Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.

It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.