foolball 

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

foolball by Mick January 5, 2005

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.

When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

High school football game by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011

football guy 

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise

Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!

footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

Footballin 

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.

Damn Joe, you are footballin!

Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football by bluebear January 9, 2021

Modern Football 

A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.

Against Modern Football!
ACAB!

Modern Football by skankmaestro January 24, 2011