monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 9, 2021
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When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 9, 2014
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