5 definitions by skankmaestro

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VIP
Variation in Production.

This occurs when drum and bass/dubstep (and probably other types of dance music) producers bring out a different version of the same track. The purpose is to surprise the crowd with something different but memorable. Usually only tracks that were originally popular get the VIP treatment.

It is not the same as a remix, which changes the original track quite significantly, sometimes only keeping a few elements of the original song. Quite often remixes are a different genre entirely.

A lot of VIPs are never released commercially, and are instead given solely to DJs to play out.
*DJ begins to mix in a VIP of a known track*

Raver: Ooohhh shiiiiit, VIP!!! bullet bullet selectaaaaaaaaarrrrgggh!!!
by skankmaestro January 25, 2011
a City in the East of England, home to Cambridge University. The city also has a massive claim to the birthplace of football (the most widely played and popular sport in the world), as it is where the first universally accepted rules were written and first played. Sadly, this is largely unknown, due to the city and uni being so stuck up and football being considered working class. Shame.

It should be noted that not everyone in Cambridge is stuck up, there's plenty of down to earth people such as myself!
Cambridge - home of football and of one of the best unis in the world!
by skankmaestro January 19, 2011
A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Against Modern Football!
ACAB!
by skankmaestro January 23, 2011
something that isn't ironic, quite prevalent as no-one has a bastard clue as to what irony actually is.
Twat: I've forgotten my wallet, how ironic!

Person: Actually I'd say that was pretty nonronic.
by skankmaestro August 24, 2011
1. A Vagina.

2. A popular form of headgear worn in the Middle East, North Africa and Southwest Asia. They are designed to help keep the user cool in hot desert environments such as the Sahara.
1. I wanna smash that yats turban in.

2. That sikh is wearing a turban.
by skankmaestro January 04, 2011

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