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flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.
The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.
flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

FlabboMcFattyFatFat 

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FlabboMcFattyFatFat by Rukas December 23, 2003
When you're getting a blow job and she throws up into your dick hole while another girl shits in your mouth. Later you jiz vomit.
I got flambammed so horribly last night.
flambam by David Chang June 7, 2017
the action of shoving something up someone ass
or something you shove up someone’s ass
imma flablam you with this flablam’
‘this flablam is going up your ass
flablam by lightweightflablam February 8, 2018

flabbarooni 

An Australian (Aussie) slang word you use when you finish pranking a friend (mate)
Example:

Friend : Oh no! I’ve lost my really expensive torch, can you help me find it .?!
(10 mins later)
Pranker: I found the torch!!

Friend: Omg thankyou so much where is it !

Pranker: FLABBAROONI!
flabbarooni by Flabbarooni creator October 16, 2017

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.
"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"
Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010