fiddlin' 

The act of fingering your butthole in the shower for "cleaning" purposes.

Chris took a shower today. You know he did some fiddlin'.

fiddlin' by Fjordimus September 24, 2016

fiddlin' ben 

according to McGloin, in "Gangs of New York" -- a fella so low he's willing to do anything, including selling dead bodies.

Amsterdam (Leonardo DiCaprio) is nothing but a fiddlin' ben.

fiddlin' ben by goat78 December 3, 2009

Fiddlin Gypsy

An explative, it is often used in moments of anger to express being inordinately annoyed with somebody/something. plural: fiddlin gypsies

"Goddamn Fiddlin Gypsy"
"Thats the last time I want to see that Fiddlin Gypsy 'round here"

Fiddlin Gypsy by The Kingpin300 August 30, 2009

fiddlin bits 

To touch and fiddle with your 4's bits

Somthin's I love fiddlin bits

fiddlin bits by ermstick July 15, 2006

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

Fiddin' 

Getting ready to; In the act of preparing for a future activity.

I'm fiddin' to get my swerve on.

Fiddin' by Matt November 10, 2003