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1387. Drunkversation
When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did
1386. Man Bath
When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.
Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

man bath man-bath tub shower
by Matt May 21, 2008 share this
1385. A Safety
The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid
Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety
1384. reflacted
Light that is both reflected and refracted.
The sky is blue because of the way light is reflacted in Earth's atmosphere.
1383. Swollen Vulva
When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"
Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva
1382. mizzo
To be experiencing misery.
Yeah Malcolm was full mizzo about losing his erection during sex.
misery misso upset not happy mizo
by matt Oct 25, 2007 share this
1381. Cribbar
Legendary wave found in Cornwall, England. Breaks upto heights of 30ft.
"That wave is fucking huge, It must be the cribbar. I'm not going out today."
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