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fiddlebow 

A guy's right hand to use for masturbation. ( Dick is the fiddle, hand is the bow, lotion is the rosin)
"Yo, dude, your shakin my fiddlebow way to hard!!"
fiddlebow by I** A******* January 17, 2010
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fiddlepop 

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.
"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"
fiddlepop by liamcool February 3, 2017

fiddletown 

The art of playing with your girls pussy when the situation doesn't call for it
Was watching The notebook when I decided to go to fiddletown with my girl
fiddletown by Jimmy887222 February 18, 2017

Fiddletooth 

Fid·dle·tooth fid-l-tooth

noun

Is a combination of two words "fiddle" and "tooth". Most commonly used in an insult.

1. referring to the projections of a comb, rake, saw, etc.

2. to waste time; trifle; dally (often followed by around ): Stop fiddling around and get to work.

3. British Informal. to cheat.

4. British Informal. swindle; fraud.
I. "How Dail holding up?"

"I reck'n d'em Fiddletooths fucked Dail up perty good."

II. "Those damn Fiddletooths done stole every cent!"

III. "Oh, don't you pester me you incompetent fiddletooth!"

Fiddleby 

Originating from the Drawfee episode "Drawing Fan Art of YOUR OCs" when Nathan drew shoobergoose's OC "Fiddleby".

Little guy, loved character, alternative for blorbo.
"Can I show you my fiddleby?"
"Sure! I can show you my fiddleby after that!"
Fiddleby by DumbCatNoThoughts September 8, 2023

russian fiddleblast 

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

fiddlebit 

A "CrackHeaded" Way To Call Someone Or Something A Fucking Bitch. Origins Lie In Kenosha,WI.
"Yo Nigga U A FiddleBit"
or
"Damn This Game's A FiddleBit"
fiddlebit by Zach Hoselton September 15, 2007
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