The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.
"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."
Algonquin for "First Born Daughter"....Wenonah is actually a title given to the chief's daughter. The Wenonah determined who the next chief was and actually wielded the power in the tribe. Wenonah is the name of Hiawatha's mother.
Wenonah's are loving, faithful, and can be bossy at times.
Wenonah is the chief's daughter.
|3.||The First Pancake|
The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.
- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"
"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."
"I am a first pancake."
|4.||Middle Child Syndrome|
an emotional scarring condition.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"
Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.
i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
A name given to either a boy or girl. The origin of this name is Vietnamese and it means The first born boy.
Do you know that guy Zentaro?
Yeah, his name means first born.
Hopefully the only born.
born again christians are the sect of christianty for people who fucked it up the first time around. They believe that redemption will come from following the bible more literally than god would ever wish, to the point which their ideology becomes culty and near immoral. born-agains are extremely hypocritical and their misuse of god's texts and discriminitory views give Christianity a bad name. Ironically, it is these people who preach their superiority that are the biggest jack-asses. And then they have the nerve to look you in the face, after they have just finished bad mouthing gays and other religions, and preach the superiority of their ideology.
born-again: omg i hate her...anways you shoudl really accept jesus in your heart...
woah dont get all born-again on me- or god will take away your soul
very first moments after just being born
"knew from your first gulp you was my savin grace. yo momma got my love for poppin you out but jeez you're my lucky star"