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A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019
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feshu • fesh • festus • fishues • fashus • fashun • febhufwa • Fechukwu • fershur • fescus

lashus festuviat 

To engage in heavy drink among friends, with regards to the excesses of Roman festivals mimicking the latin nominative tense.
We're off for a bit of lashus festuviat.
lashus festuviat by Swissvictim November 26, 2010
Noun

A word in Maltese which refers to a spoilt, little princess who clings to the affection and attention of her close relatives, with the possible underlying intention of getting her way, or to make amends for a previous tantrum or bout of bad behaviour.
Oh so NOW you come to me with hugs and kisses after that little tantrum?! God... *Deep sigh* You're such a fessuda, Katrina...
Fessuda by Hazevi December 6, 2010

post festum 

after the party
The value of a commodity can only be determined post festum, that is, upon returning from the orgy of circulation.
n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.
"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."
festuche by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005

fashugadale

the hip way of saying fasho.
"hey do you wanna see that movie?"
"fashugadale!"
fashugadale by rhoda November 29, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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